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sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

dexysmidnightruners:

Listening to a cool new song like

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argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school
  • How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
  • How they actually work: One cunt does absolutely nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

The 1975 - Chocolate

jrne:

vvaddles:

you smoke WHAT

wildcats

stunningpicture:

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.
ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up
squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

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